No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
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He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
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Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I made him laugh his dick is mine
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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