I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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