i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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