I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
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