If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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