I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
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