Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
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According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
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Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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