I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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