True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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