we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
where does the pee come out of this thing
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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