you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
Randomize
