Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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