i jhust puked up my retainher.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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