The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
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His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
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He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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