As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
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