they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
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Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
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Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
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