Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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