Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
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i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
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Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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