I wannas sexs uuuuu
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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