What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Randomize
