remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
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he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
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He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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