Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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