If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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