Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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