theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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