oh god the rape fog is back!
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
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