guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
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The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
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With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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