I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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