i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
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How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
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Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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