So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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