i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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