I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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