True but thats because hes a fetus.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
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