he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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