Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Randomize
