I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
he thought i was a dude.
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
where are my eyebrows?
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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