My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
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