After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
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Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
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It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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