in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
God, I missed his penis.
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