so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
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How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
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We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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