Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
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You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
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currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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