butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
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You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
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You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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