If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
no you cant smoke seaweed
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
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New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
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Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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