come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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