Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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