maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
vagina is talking i cant
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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