its not stalking. its research.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
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he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
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ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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