Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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