So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
