Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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