Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
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