You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Houston, we have a blender
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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